Things Jamar Hornsby Probably Didn't Buy

UF safety, thief, and newest member of the Capital One Card Reward Program Jamar Hornsby has been accused of using a dead girl's credit card.

From SI.com:

It's not immediately clear how he got Ashley Slonina's credit card. Slonina, also a University of Florida student, died in a motorcycle accident in 2007 along with another football player, redshirt freshman Michael Guilford.

Here are some things that probably won't make it on that card statement:

-Seinfeld Season 6 on DVD (it's been made pretty clear to me the past month that brothas don't like Seinfeld)

-The new Radiohead album. Especially since you can download it for free now.

-Any album. Especially since you can download them for free now.

-The rights to own Mystery Science Theatre 3000, in order to pitch it to another station to bring it back on the air.

-The Best of the Joy of Painting by Bob Ross

-Blueberry Morning