Knicks Win! D'Antoni Loses?

$24 million over the next four years gets the Knicks a new coach, as well as a new opportunity for his fast-paced style of offense to test the ill-operating valves of Eddy Curry's heart.

Mike D'Antoni, the man who led the Phoenix Suns to two Western Conference finals in his duration as Czar, hopes to take the lemons Donnie Walsh has given upon him and turn them into lemonade, or at least very diluted Country Time. D'Antoni was being wooed by the Chicago Bulls also, but chose to come to the world's most famous arena while trying the "Zach Attack" game--where Isaiah would attempt to draw up plays during timeouts of running the offense through Zach Randolph without making his assistants laugh.