My Super Sweet 16 (Part I)
Monday, March 17
: OMFG! So this year is my Sweet 16 and I cant effing wait! We're having my party in Charlotte this year and I asked my two best friends to pass out invites outside school!!! 
: Hey y'all! Ty-Ty here and I'm here to pass out invites with Tyler to his Sweet 16 party. I heard Miley Cyrus is performingggggggggggg. GTFO!
: Just so you know, I don't even want to be here helping Tyler. It used to be MY MOM that they would show in the crowd. It used to be MY FACE on the programs. He can't even dance!
Tyler H: Okay.. now it's time to pass out invites to the Sweet 16: 
OMFG! Butler is soooo hot. He is ranked in the top 15 in polls, but for some reason got a 7 seed. Plus, he always walks late into class and smells like Marlboro Reds. Eeeeeek!
Sure, ND's irish skin might burn at my Beach party, but when they play beer pong, Kyle McAlarney hits from the outside, while 'Gody is a force on those inside cups. Plus they both wear BOD.
Louisville...I heard his mom had him while she was in jail. He is soooo badass. 
Wow, Jay Hawk had a party last week and I heard he had his dog do a kegstand! 
Clem totally made me this mix-CD this summer and it had my fav Jack Johnson song evvvvvvaaaa. But I gave him two free shots at me, and he missed 'em both!!
Wisconsin totally flat ironed his hair for his yearbook picture and looked like a doof! But he really helped me with my math homework last week. I'm gonna keep my eye on him.
George. He lives in this phat gothic crib but always whines about his last relationship in '85 with Villa Nova... she was a druggie slut!
Posted byDa Great White Hype at 9:49 PM
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