***October 28, 2007. Episode 1***
L-Rod: Hey Heidi
Heidi Boras: Hey L-Rod. Listen, we have to talk. I think that we should really opt out of this deal. We can make so much more money elsewhere. We're talkin 300 mil for 10 years!
L-Rod: Yeah, but I mean I think I'm starting to like it here. I still have another year on my internship with Yankee Magazine. And in the last 3 years, I went from hooking up with Michael Young to Derek Jeter (in turning double plays).
Heidi Boras: I think we should bolt and try somewhere else. I'm going to make a call and let Jay Bee know were outta here....
Jay Bee: OMG! I can't believe Heidi called right when the Sox were putting this away. She's such a fugly slut! Ugh.
***November 2nd, 2007. Episode 2***
Audrina Steinbrenner: I'm going to miss L-Rod. But I can't stand that bitch Heidi Boras.
Hank Bobby Steinbrenner: Yeah. Whatever.
Whitney Jeter: Are you really leaving?
L-Rod: Yeah. I'm sorry. It's something I need to do, and Heidi says it's the best for the both of us.
Whitney Jeter: OMG I'm going to miss you!
L-Rod Really? I know we had our tough times. I'll miss you too, girl!
***November 10, 2007. Episode 3***
Jason Epstein: Hey, how's it goin, cutie?
L-Rod: Listen, Jason. You had your chance with me three years ago, and you messed up.
Jason Epstein: My feelings haven't changed, L-Rod. I still want you.
L-Rod: What about Lowell? Am I supposed to pretend like she's not in the picture?
Jason Epstein: Lowell was a total rebound. I need you. You're hella hot...
***November 14th, 2007. Episode 4***
L-Rod: Listen, Heidi. You pissed a lot of people off, and it's making me look bad.
Heidi Boras: L-Rod, what are you talking about. I was doing what's best for us.
L-Rod: Listen Heidi. I'm going to Tampa. Without you.
Heidi Boras: WTF!
L-Rod: I know I had a monster year last year. And I shit the bed in the playoffs again. But I think I might like it here in New York, and I came here for one reason, to get that cute little trophy which would totally match my gold Jimmy Choos.
Heidi Boras: You bitch!
L-Rod: My public persona hasn't been all that great lately. And you really messed it up by the announcement during the whole Boston thing in October. I'm going to forgive you, AND I'm going to forget you.
***November 15th, 2007. Episode 5***
L-Rod: I came here today without Heidi. Let's get this done, I want to continue my internship with Yankee Magazine.
Audrina Steinbrenner: Thats hot. How's 10 years sound?
L-Rod: Eeeekkk! I love you guys!
Hank Bobby: Yeah, whatever.
Spencer Bonds: Anyone need a DH??
55 comments on "The Hills of the Bronx"
wow two people i hate the most... bonds and spencer.
this is the best one. ever.
paper bags and plastic heartsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
oh my god this is genius
spencer sucks
i think spencer's roids caused that nasty facial hair. not to mention his rage when heidi has to go to work.
HOLY SHIT SI!!!!
GO HEAD SWITCH YA STYLE UP
AND WHEN THEY HATE LET EM HATE
AND WATCH THAT MONEY PILE UP
jwall as epstein. brilliant my friend
great mike.
now i have those shitty songs in my head all day.
congrats on SI
congrats on si.com
Hilarious. Great work man.
too funny. everyone at work was asking why i was listening to ryhanna
mikeyyyyyyy this is awesome!
spencer sucks
holy shit congrats on SI mike
so how are we celebrating this?
this was the highlight of my lowly day
yo mike now i got these songs stuck in my head bro. good looks
way to go mikelley. so sexyyyy
way to go on SI.com MIKE!
genius. fucking genius.
MK nice job on SI ~johnny
i couldnt be more happier than if this was my doing
mikelley
this just made you that much hotter (if that is possible)
first kyle boller's cousin, then this?
whitney jeter actually is kind of cute
Great, now we get to hear "A Bomb From A Rod" for the next decade on the radio?!?
hitler, spencer, and barry. these names make the hairs on my neck stand up
so is joe torre lisa love?
this is pretty good. im going to make sure i check this out often
i'm going to fogive you AND forget you. ugh.
congrats kiddo
this is pretty good. i was wondering when spencer would come into play.
mike kelley made it big everybody. next, guiliani in the white house and Manhattan will be on the map
does A-rod yell out EEKKKKKK when there is a pop up?
hey mike nice job on si!
charlie
wow. just.... wow.
nice work on SI
nice work on SI
spencer should have been albert belle.
keep rockin n rollin man!
lameeeee
just kidding, nice job man.
p.s. is it true when you make the Hot Clicks you also get a signed picture of Rick Reilly naked?
way to go mikelley
prettaaay good
nice job!
i hate spencer
kelley nice job man- phil
BRILLIANT!!!!
Congrats in SI
very nice hype.
whitney jeter is actually cute. is that wrong?
wow mike you weren't kidding! way to go hot stuff
nice,
heidi and spencer are basically transformed into two of the most hated guys in baseball. couldnt have done it better myself!!
you are briliant!
nice work my friend.
can you do the patriots and a shot of love next?
Hmmm, I think turning double plays w/ Jeter from Michael Young is a demotion! ; D
nice work hype!!!
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