* If Troy Aikman's face was a jersey, it would be the uber-ugly tops the Eagles were sporting this afternoon. By the way, Donovan McNabb proved that blacks belong in modern sport with his perfect passer rating and his 4 touchdowns. But the less-pigmented WR Kevin Curtis (11, 223 yds, 3 TDs) had to overshadow his darker offensive partner.
Eagles' Reggie Brown and Corell "Arthroscopic" Buckhalter play mid air swords and do not call "no homo" before doing so.
* We might have some quarterback controversies brewing this week. QB Kurt Warner came in for Father of the Year early candidate Matt Leinart in the
Minnesota QB Tavaris Jackson's injury may turn out to be a longer time out than originally expected as Kelly Holcomb didn't create any turnovers. Although he failed to throw a touchdown pass while losing to KC, his experience in the league may keep him in the driver's seat (aka handing the ball off to Adrian Peterson.)
Former Stanford QB Trent Edwards made his debut earlier than any of the quarterbacks drafted in this spring's draft. He subbed for an injured J.P. Losman for the Bills and only completed 10 of 20 passes for 97 yards and 1 pick. Losman's sprained ankle has been classified as "pretty serious" by head coach Dick Jauron. Also, the Bills lost LB Paul Pozluzny (broken left forearm)
* Along with the Philadelphia Sixers' draft pick Thaddeus Young, Redskins' QB Jason Campbell and LB Rocky McIntosh have been added to the Without Knowing, I Would Think They Were White Because of Their Position and Name All-Star Team.
Skins' LB Rocky McIntosh. Trust me, he's black.
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UT does the Soulja Boy before their game against UCF
If I could have a superpower, this would be it.
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Ball Boy With Balls
Hideki Matsui loves his porn. (13th paragraph down)
Kim Kardashian to do Playboy. Holla.
Best Autograph Ever courtesy of the Yankees' Shelley Duncan.
The one Eagles fan I might like.
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