What is a PAWG you ask? Well according to Fuzzy Byskitz, famed D.C. lyricist and relative of the GWH..
PAWG- (adj.) pog. Abbv. Phat ass white girl.
Tha Great White Hype's 1st PAWG of the week is...
Kim Kardashian
While she's one of those "not famous for anything" girls, her ass is basically like if you stuffed jose offerman and a louisville slugger inside a thong. shit is DANGEROUS.
-GHW and Fuzzy Byskitz judge canidates for PAWG of the Week upon the following criteria (based out of 10 pts.):
Sex Tapes : One (5 points...it was pretty lame)
Linked To : Ray J (Brandy's brother, "star" of Moesha,
Famous Dad : Lawyer Robert Kardashian who succesfully helped defend O.J., Stepdad Olympic Games Gold Medalist Bruce Jenner, who also spawned Brody Jenner, another winner. (10 points. Bonus for Kim K showing up to the Nicole Brown Simpson charity event last month. That takes balls. Or a lack of brain. Kinda like if the dude from Italy who Zinadine Zindane headbutted showed up to the funeral of ZZ's sister who he called a whore during the WC).
Ability to Balance Dinnerware on Ass: We might be able to go with a wine glass, a quarter full of a 2000 Merlot from the northern region of Australia. Full bodied, masked with a hint of oak which temperes the slightly overbearing but gracefully neutral citrus flavor. This glass could most likely be balanced on the beaver dam that is Kim Kardashian's ass. (10 points).
3 comments on "PAWG Of The Week"
God Damn!!!!!!
she's not white....
She is Armenian, most Armenians from the Caucasus region, some might have a mix of Turkish in them, but technically I would say she is white!
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