Where In The World Is Stephon Sandiego?

Tuesday night, Knicks PG Stephon Sandiego went missing from the team, hours before their heavily-anticipated match up against the Phoenix Suns.

Can you help us find the missing PG in the case of...

"THE FLOWN FLOOR-GENERAL"



Hit it Rockapella!!!

Well he's been around the block from Coney Island to Arizona
Playin defense like a bullfighter from Tijuana, Mexico
Now he's missing from the team, maybe with his cuz' Sebastian
Tell me where in the world is Stephon Sandiego?

Listen up, gumshoe. We have no clues to where Stephon as to where could be. Let's go to the Knicks locker room, and maybe you can find something there...



Look! Steph left behind a single Starbury shoe. Lets take a closer look, shall we?



We found our first clue from inside the shoe! Let's go to Stephon's sweatshop in Guatemala, where he produces those crappy $15 Starburys (or is it Starburies)...






Wow! It smells like despair in here! Looks like these guys are unaware the Knicks are paying Jerome James $30 million over 5 years after averaging 4.6 ppg and 3.2 rebounds in 325 career games!

One of the friendly locals just said me might be able to find Senor Marbury where the intern's hang out, in a shed behind the sweatshop. Hmm, sounds familiar.

Let's walk out to the shed..



Another clue!!! It's a turnover. You know whenever there are turnovers, Stephon isn't too far away!




We found Stephon Sandiego! He was outside of a Guatemalan sweatshop coppin some dome from an intern! Good job, gumshoe. You get the reward of $190,000 that Steph had to pay as a fine for missing the Phoenix game (which as part of the Collective Bargaining Agreement, has to be 1/110th of his yearly salary). Unfortunately, your reward has to go to a base salary of a overpaid free agent for the 2008-2009 season. Speedy Claxton $12 mil/ 2 years sound good??