Reason #36 Why Women Shouldn't Be Allowed in the Work Place

Many women often say that they have to work. I understand that in order to pay that college tuition, you are left with no choice but to strip. But chicks are always making their opinion known that they should be equal (or treated as such) in the workplace.

Many women choose to work even though they might have a comfortable living already while married. Some argue that it demonstrates to their children the importance of work. My mom didn't work for the better part of my childhood. I ended up fine. I am presently an amateur blogger great at lawn mowing with a sharp sense of recognizing the Tampa 2 coverage on Madden 2008, all while thriving on COBRA Health Insurance.

I feel that women are a distraction in the workplace. When they work at strip clubs, where is all the attention? The women, of course. So how is this any different from any other place of diligent work?

In the classroom, I would never listen to the teacher, unless she was hot like Miss D in science lab. I would be scanning the room, deciding who to poke once I got home on facebook. This poke would eventually lead to sexual relations the next week, then the eventual fallout and a complete erosion as friends while walking to class in opposite directions. But as I always say, awkward mornings are always better than boring nights...

So today it was made that the New York Knicks must pay some broad $11.6 million because of "unwanted advances" by Isiah Thomas. UNWANTED ADVANCES! Shit, I'm not gay... but I'd be pretty happy if ol' Zeke actually noticed me!

Now, Isiah has the sexual harasser (is it Huh-rasss-er or HAIR-Az-er?) title, which obviously fails in comparison to his 2 titles as NBA Champion. As Larry David would say pretty good. Prettayyyy prettaaaayyyyyy good. All Isiah did was attempting to do what every man sets out to accomplish on their way to work: screw a chick on your desk. Obviously this is high on the Dolan totem pole, with putting together a winning team free of cap restrictions brought on by misuse of personnel decisions such as giving Jerome James $30 million much lower on said totem pole.



Isiah flashing the international symbol for "Let me cop a feel"

Where do we go from here? For every Mary Leakey, there is a Anucha Sanders just waiting for advances while fucking up our workplaces. Listen ladies, it was adorable and all that you tried to get on the same pay scale, yet alone the same payroll as us men. But I think your services would be much appreciated elsewhere.

Like in the White House.








Note: Da Great White Hype does not endorse sexual harassment or Hilliary Clinton as President.


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You think Colt Brennan looks like a fucking malnutritioned platypus on the cover of this month's ESPN the Magazine?





Well, then you should see him play football (sorry for offending malnutritioned playtpus.)


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Yanks and LSU/Florida preview will come tomorrow. Im hella sick bra with a nasty cold and I'm sackin in tonight bra. Bra. Hella.